Mahogany Misfit

I just read a poll on MSNBC taken about a year ago, soliciting responses from Americans about the number of sexual partners they've had, and I can't help but think half of these people are lying their asses off.

Data was gathered from 6,237 adults, aged 20 to 59 and according to the responses, 29 percent of American men report having 15 or more female sexual partners in a lifetime, while only 9 percent of women report having sex with 15 or more men.

9 percent? Yeah right bitches.

I don't buy it. Maybe me and my friends are "experienced", because almost all of us have had more than 15 partners.

Anyway, get this:

The proportion of adults who first had sex before age 15 was highest for non-Hispanic blacks (28 percent) compared to 14 percent for both Mexican-Americans and non-Hispanic whites.

Six percent of blacks abstained from sex until age 21 or older, fewer than Mexican-Americans (17 percent) or non-Hispanic whites (15 percent).

Black men and women were more likely to report having 15 or more partners in a lifetime (46 percent and 13 percent, respectively) than other racial or ethnic groups.

Wow. Us Black people get allllllll the action huh! We're frisky, rawr!

Seriously though, in the court of public opinion, what counts as "a lot" of sex partners?

For myself and some of my "active" friends, we've come to believe it's average to have 2-3 partners per year.

So, with that said, for someone like myself who's been sexually active since I was 15, 2 partners a year over the past 13 years is 26 partners.

I'm not even at 26!

Um yet.

So how slutty can I really be, I mean honestly.

I love having sex and I don't see my history as excessive at all. I've been with 6 guys since 2004. That seems normal and satisfactory to me. I don't see an issue with having a new partner every quarter if someone wants to! That's only 4 people a year. I've had 3 this year alone, big deal.

Personally speaking, the older I get, the better sex gets...which means I can totally see myself experimenting more. I could easily be at 30 partners by the time I'm 30.

Am I abnormal for thinking that this is tame? I get my fair share of action but not nearly as much as I *could*.

The people who took this survey obviously don't get much action. 

Except the Black ones that is.

I demand a recount.

Readers, take MY survey and don't be a fucking liar either. Own your shit. Guys, don't inflate your numbers and ladies, let's not dishonestly exclude dicks from the final number for crazy reasons.

You know what I'm talking about.

"He had a tiny miniscule dick so he doesn't count"

"We only had anal sex, so that isn't valid"

"He came after the first stroke so he doesn't count."

"I was vacationing in Mexico so those five guys I fucked don't go toward my tally cause I wasn't on U.S. soil."